Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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