there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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