How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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