peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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