Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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