trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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