Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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