He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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