Yo dont text me then not text me
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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