it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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