did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You were trust falling into bushes
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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