Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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