Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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