My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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