Whod you bang
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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