i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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