I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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