Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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