how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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