I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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