what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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