well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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