There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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