The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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