question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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