then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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