It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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