Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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