There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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