i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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