You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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