I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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