you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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