Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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