Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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