We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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