Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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