That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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