She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize