I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Randomize