Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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go home
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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