So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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