her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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