i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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