Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I said "one day" and that day is not today
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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