My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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