do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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