am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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