yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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