Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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